ExpertZoo.com is Now Enabling Small Businesses to Grow at a Much Faster Rate in 2013
Posted: January 2, 2013 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: expertzoo, gangnamdance, gangnamstyle, offshore, offshoresolution, outsourcing, philippines, psy, virtualoffice Leave a comment »American company ExpertZoo.com has recently announced that it is opening up its doors for small to medium businesses. This means that the benefits of offshore services are no longer available just for large corporations and conglomerates.
ExpertZoo.com is an offshore outsourcing solutions provider, headquartered in San Diego, California. Their services enable the daily operations of foreign companies spanning several industries. This allows these foreign companies to dramatically reduce costs in order to expand in a much more accelerated manner. ExpertZoo has provided solutions from a wide range of disciplines, and these proficiencies have been carefully selected to address the needs of most Western businesses.
In 2012, the United States has seen an upsurge of outsourced services, and this can only indicate that several organizations are adjusting to this attractive business model so that they can improve their product, set up customer services hotlines, take advantage of modern marketing practices, or perhaps even cover other non-core functions of their businesses such as payroll and accounting. Since this move by ExpertZoo, however, outsourcing was only the avenue of large corporations.
ExpertZoo now offers customized solutions for small to medium enterprises and the company anticipates that it will attract more people into this business model, begin a new trend in the global outsourcing industry, and help more businesses grow to their full potential .
More than just customized offshore solutions, ExpertZoo.com has also just released several new pricing schemes that cater directly to small to medium enterprises. While there are per-project payment schemes, there are also hourly rates that are priced about 60% lower than their domestic manpower counterparts in the United States. These offer small businesses the chance to control their expenses and test out the provider’s services without incurring too many costs. Statistics show that on average outsourcing can reduce the costs of most business processes by 70%, and drastically increase any organization’s talent pool.
Overall, ExpertZoo.com believes that this move is a game-changer for the entire business process outsourcing industry. For a complete list of the outsourced services that ExpertZoo.com offers, visit: http://www.expertzoo.com
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Starting a Business: The Idea
Posted: December 27, 2012 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: expertzoo, gangnam, gangnamdance, gangnamstyle, gangnanmpsy, oppa, psy, sexylaadies Leave a comment »Everything begins with an idea. Think of this part as the “big bang” of your business venture. The entrepreneur might be taken over by this idea–it’s nothing short of obsession, really, which is never a bad thing when it comes to this venture. The following will not be a discussion of calculating the profitability of your big business idea. Instead, this will be an invitation to examine your own thoughts about running your own venture. These are just a few questions to ask yourself to help hone your idea into “the next big thing.”
Trade In Your Wife For A Better Investment
Posted: December 7, 2012 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: expertzoo, freelytraded, freelytradedhuman, freelytradedstock, market, stock, stockmarket, topbull, wallstreet Leave a comment »San Diego based company, ExpertZoo.com is currently developing a system that they believe will revolutionize the whole construct of marital relations. Based on models of the international stock market, a husband could, in theory, buy and trade in shares of his wife for a better investment: be it a new wife, or perhaps shares of that hotshot online CEO a la Mark Zuckerberg.
“Wives nagging their husbands for a night out on the town are a thing of the past,” says one extremely enthusiastic developer at ExpertZoo.com. “No longer do we have to call our wives and tell them that we will be home late, honey, don’t wait up. If a particular investment is turning out to be a liability, our system allows you to do the most logical thing: liquidate.”
Known as “Top Bull,” the system is currently being developed as an online game where users will be able to buy and sell shares of people (including themselves). It will later on be transitioned into a real-life trading system where people can make or lose real money with every trade. The system is based on current models of the stock market, and as such trades will be made on similar factors.
And the wives are excited about it, too. After all, this gives them the chance to buy shares of their dream husbands with their dream jobs and their not-so-modest yachts. “This is one giant leap for womankind. This system allows us to trade in our good-for-nothing husbands for a much more…rewarding investment,” says one of the women interviewed at the announcement of the system’s development. “Imagine what this can do for our kids. They can buy and sell shares of people? Incredible.” Later on, shares of this woman that were owned by her husband were traded for stocks of an upcoming beer manufacturer.
Kidding Aside
ExpertZoo.com really is developing a system that allows people to start trading themselves as individuals, effectively turning them into freely traded stock. The implications of this project are great in terms of not only being entertaining, but also with regards to the real-life resources that can be generated by individuals who participate in the system. More information can be seen here at www.expertzoo.com/topbull
To watch the video visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJY2joS3PQE
BECOME FREELY TRADED… JUST LIKE A STOCK
Posted: December 7, 2012 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: freelytraded, freelytradedhuman, freelytradedstock, market, stock, stockmarket, traded, wallstreet Leave a comment »
What Do We Want To Do?
Why can’t human beings be traded just like stocks? After all, they have a similar growth projection, lifecycle, earning capacity and so on.
The system we are developing can give you a fair valuation of what you are worth based on several factors like your Job and Income, your Perceived Liquidation Value, your Relationship Status, your Real Assets, your Contacts and your Debt Levels.
Absolutely anyone can participate.
Your family, friends and anyone with an internet connection can start playing this game and participate in this system.
Build an empire and make a lot of money
—real money!
Imagine a world where you would simply have to log into a system and check your own and personal stock market value. Yes, that means you would be freely traded. How much would you be worth? $10,000? A million? Maybe even a billion?
The best part is that you would be able to do something about it. You will be able to participate, interact and do things that would result in the increasing or decreasing of your Stock Market Value, just as it would in real life. The premise of the project is to start by using a game-like structure to test the validity of the idea and how things would work. After our testing phase in game play is successful, we would like to start transitioning the game into a real life application. Your true value/valuation will be closely related to your real life input such as:
Your Job and IncomeYour Relationship StatusYour Contacts
Your Perceived Liquidation ValueYour Real Assets
Your Debt Levels
At the end of the day, these and multiple other inputs should give you a fairly accurate dollar value of your overall being at that point in time (at least on the fundamental level). On top of that, a level of speculation will be built in just as it is in any other free market.
For example: are you starting a new business? Do your followers, network, shareholders, investors, etc. think that it’s a really profitable idea? Great. Watch your stock market value surge higher. Where will it stop? No one knows and that’s what makes it so fun and exciting. Plus, it’s another way that you can get financing for your business or individual projects that others think is a good idea.
All of that is possible. The question is, would that value be based on a true dollar value or will it be based on some other “game-like” currency? We believe that it will be necessary for us to start with a “game-like” or virtual currency in order to test the system in game play However, we believe that any such virtual currency can be converted into real dollars after the initial test is done and we fully understand how people interact and how your stock market value could be calculated..
When we do transition the testing “virtual currency” phase to “real $ value” phase, you will be able to do secondary offerings as well as borrow against your stock market value, just like corporations do today. Just imagine what that will mean for your growth and your advancement as an individual human being. We truly believe that such a system and availability of capital for individuals will make human life throughout the planet much better and open an avenue of growth in many 3rd world countries that is unavailable there today.
Find out how by clicking http://www.expertzoo.com/TopBull and to watch the video visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJY2joS3PQE
Who Doesn’t Know How To Read Those Damn Numbers
Posted: December 6, 2012 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: freelytraded, freelytradedhuman, freelytradedstoock, funny, market, stock, stockmarket Leave a comment »Visit http://www.expertzoo.com/topbull and to watch the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJY2joS3PQE
Religious Groups to Take Vacations Because of Online Game
Posted: December 6, 2012 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: freelytraded, freelytradedhuman, freelytradedstoock, market, stock, stockmarket, wallstreet Leave a comment »San Diego-based Internet company ExpertZoo.com is developing a system that could potentially put orphanages and homeless shelters out of business. The company stated is in stage 1 development of a trading system that allows people to buy and sell shares of themselves as individuals.
“A vacation is in order. For several generations, people like us have been taking care of children abandoned by their parents,” says an extremely excited nun. “Now this online service will bring together traders and stock brokers. I don’t know much about economics, but I am sure that when people start buying shares of other people in exchange for funding for several individual projects, then that can only be good for the quality of living in the world.”
Known as “Top Bull”, the system is currently being developed as an online game where users will be able to buy and sell shares of people (including themselves). It will later on be transitioned into a real-life trading system where people can make or lose real money with every trade. The system is based on current models of the stock market, and as such trades will be made on similar factors.
Nuns all over the world are celebrating the development of Top Bull. Several churches (who wish to remain unnamed) have provided significant financial contributions to the project. Several priests were seen buying shares of 8-year old boys during the beta test of the game, which turned the demographic into priority stock.
Kidding Aside
ExpertZoo.com is really developing a system that allows people to start trading themselves as individuals, effectively turning them into freely traded stock. The implications of this project are great in terms of not only being entertaining, but also with regards to the real-life resources that can be generated by individuals who participate in the system. More information can be seen here at www.expertzoo.com/topbull
To watch the video visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJY2joS3PQE
Until Now Brian Is Still Trying
Posted: December 5, 2012 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: freelytraded, freelytradedhuman, freelytradedstoock Leave a comment »
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Studies Show that Women’s Breast Size Determine Their Overall Value
Posted: December 5, 2012 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: expertzoo, freelytraded, freelytradedhuman, freelytradedstoock, market, stock, stockmarket, wallstreet Leave a comment »Feminist rights groups have cried foul as recent studies have shown that women’s overall values are determined primarily by breast size. The results of these studies have been released by a San Diego-based company ExpertZoo.com. This company is developing a system that not only determines the individual values of human beings, but will also allow them to buy and sell shares of themselves. The system is modeled after the basic structure of the stock market.
“While the face of it looks like a humanitarian act, the fact that this system’s results show that women’s values are even just remotely determined by cup sizes and other shallow characteristics shows that it is a male-dominated and largely chauvinistic system,” says a picketer outside the ExpertZoo.com office.
Known as “Top Bull”, the system is currently being developed as an online game where users will be able to buy and sell shares of people (including themselves). It will later on be transitioned into a real-life trading system where people can make or lose real money with every trade. The system is based on current models of the stock market, and as such trades will be made on similar factors.
“But we don’t make the values here. The values are made through the attraction that a particular individual generates within our system,” responds an ExpertZoo.com developer. “It’s exactly like the stock market. Sometimes a single press release can have an extremely positive impact on a company’s stock value. You absolutely cannot blame us if users find factors such as breast or waist size are attractive to other users of the system.”
We’re Just Kidding. No One Hates Us
But ExpertZoo.com really is developing a system that allows people to start trading themselves as individuals, effectively turning them into freely traded stock. The implications of this project are great in terms of not only being entertaining, but also with regards to the real-life resources that can be generated by individuals who participate in the system. More information can be seen here at www.expertzoo.com/topbull
To watch the video visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJY2joS3PQE
BECOME A FREELY TRADED JUST LIKE A STOCK
Posted: December 4, 2012 Filed under: Search Engine Optimization for Realtor's | Tags: freelytraded, freelytradedhuman, freelytradedstoock, stock, stockmarket Leave a comment »BECOME A FREELY TRADED… JUST LIKE A STOCK
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Have an ongoing value based on your work, experience and real life game play against others. For more informations visit http://www.expertzoo.com/topbull
